atramentous-hummel:

I said I wanted a roommate who didn’t constantly think about penis.

I don’t constantly think of penis…I think of other things too! ;) Come on! Gimme a chance! Pleeeeaaasssee?? C:

atramentous-hummel:

My roommate keeps dreaming about big, fat man dong and it’s starting to wear on my nerves.

I’d be down to switch! ;)

feypierce:

I really didn’t mean anything by it.

I’ve settled in quite nicely. Hybrid makes me want to stick around more than home ever did. I really hope my roommate comes soon. I hate having to sleep alone.

So do I, my roommate hasn’t moved in either. :/

Sleepover? :)

feypierce:

Megan, I—You wouldn’t actually. And I’m sorry, for going there.

Obviously I wouldn’t intentionally. That’s not…I’m not like that. So, are you settling in all right?

atramentous-hummel:

Surprisingly not, considering that the diamond market is controlled by all of one company. So… ass-diamonds, while awesome, would be worthless.

So I see. You know, if you wanted to see me naked, all you had to do was ask~

To see you naked? Trust me, that’s the least of my intentions. ;)

feypierce:

I can’t say the same, sorry.

Well…

You know what? I’ve changed my mind. I can live without you after all. -_-

super-ev:

Ah, a speed a joke. I see.

I’d really like to show you around.

Mmm.

Maybe after I’m familiar with Hybrid, I could join the Welcome committee? :)

I am very friendly, after all.

feypierce:

Oh, just kill me.

End my misery, please.

Sorry, hun. No can do. I’d miss you too much. C:

feypierce:

Excuse you!

You know it’s true. Guess mom & dad saved the best for last! ;)

atramentous-hummel:

Hey, now. I think not being a gigantic, simpering pussy happens to be a wonderful super power. 

… By the way, I’d really appreciate it if you’d stop trying to imagine the hobbit naked. Thanks.

Well, it does help. I meant the shitting out diamonds part. I guess, it’d be a good get-rich-quick scheme?

And, I’m sorry, I have a hard time not picturing everyone naked.